I hope my children appreciate how excruciating it is to not only make them muffins and BACON but to watch them devour it leaving crumbs everywhere. If it were me eating that shit there would be nothing left. What a fucking waste:/
I love the face full of muffin "I just tracked muffin crumbs all over
the kitchen so what are you gonna do about it" look on his face.
Seriously???? THERE'S A BOWL OF PURE
LOVE IN FRONT OF YOU! I don't get skinny people.
The only thing better than eating bacon is eating bacon on the
couch....or maybe eating bacon on the couch while wearing a blazer. Fancy.
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